Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Invitation: 4th Annual Groundhog Day Big Ass Chili CookOff

After working out the kinks over the past three years, this year's edition of the "Groundhog Day Big Ass Chili CookOff" is going to blow your socks off!

Never before have so many be invited to experience so much chili in so little breathing room. The downstairs bathroom has been stocked with Cottonelle, the Grenville County Health Department are arriving this week to inspect the weeper beds, and I've personally bought out the SuperStore, Sav-A-Centre and Loebs halepeno pepper supplies.

There is nowhere to hide.

The Invitations
Saturday February 4th, 2006
4750 County Road 15, Algonquin ON
(The Olivers)
Doors open at 2pm.
Official Tasting/Judging begins at 4pm.

The Rules
  • Chili must be 'homemade" and not just a can from the supermarket.
  • Minimum quantity must be 8 cups.
  • Bring your own heating container (crockpot)
  • All chilis will be served "blind" to the judges in random order.
  • All chilis will be served in bowls provided by the house.
  • NO garnishes or otherwise churching up the chili.
  • Just chili in a bowl.
Prizes
Winner will receive a begruding round of applause, their name will be engraved on the trophy along side the previous three lucky winners and hopefully, we can get a nice framed certificate of accomplishment printed up for you as well. Of course the biggest prize of all are the years supply of Bragging Rights.

To Register:
1) I need you to confirm that you are coming as soon as possible (Wednesday at the latest) so I can get prepared for your arrival. To do so, just click on the word "COMMENTS" link below (not the email envelope beside it) and post the following information:
2) Your name, your decision to come and duke it out, or to hide in your mother's apron and cry like a sissy, the NAME OF YOUR CHILI (very important), and how many people in your entourage.
3) Digital snap shot of the contestant is required upon registration (that means 1 and 2 above), so if you can master attaching a photo of yourself to your comments, wow, that's great. But if not, email it to me.

Any Q's? Didn't think so.

Cheers.

Mark Oliver
Three Time Chili Contest Loser

home 926-1153 cell 213-1282
mark@comedyafoot.com

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey - Tell me if you are coming or not. And what you Chili is called. And send me a photo of YOU.

Cool
M

7:30 PM  

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